Sitting down to devour my morning muesli meal, I picked up my spoon and paused.
"Raisins aren't supposed to move," I thought.
I stared.
I stopped breathing.
"Raisins aren't supposed to have legs," I mused.
I dropped my spoon.
It wasn't a raisin. It was an insect.
An INSECT. In my muesli. (For maximum shock value, I have been dropping into conversations that it was a cockroach, but the post mortem still needs to be carried out to establish exactly what breed it was.)
Needless to say, I went hungry this morning.
My mission now is to spread the word of the dangers of raisins. They're not as harmless as they look.
I know muesli is supposed to be natural, but using insects instead of raisins? That's taking things a bit too far.
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